What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 06:26

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Octopussy
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
You Only Live Twice
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-J W Pepper
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Dr No
Do Indian guys like African girls?
A View to a Kill
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
From Russia With Love
Women like what they hear while men like what they see, it that true?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
What smell will you never forget?
Goldfinger
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Moonraker
Can you write a short story with a twist ending?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Diamonds Are Forever
-”She is very sexyful!”
Why do doctors refuse HRT to menopausal women but hand them out to trans people?
Live and Let Die
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Ah so!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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